Ethical Production Statement: In compliance with all applicable (and largely imaginary) standards governing creative labor practices, the artist ( We will just call him...Steve) affirms that no artificial intelligence entities—including but not limited to algorithms, neural networks, generative models, or other silicon-based overachievers—were recruited, trained, subcontracted, incentivized, or otherwise exploited in the production of this artwork. No datasets were harvested, no prompts were engineered, and no digital beings were subjected to unreasonable workloads, existential crises, or iterative refinement cycles.

This piece was produced entirely by a human artist operating under traditional conditions, including fluctuating confidence, caffeine dependence on Diet Coke, and the occasional bout of self-doubt. All errors, inconsistencies, and questionable decisions are genuine, unoptimized, and proudly inefficient.

The artist remains committed to maintaining a 100% organic, free-range creative process, with zero reliance on artificial intelligence, whether voluntary or coerced.